it's all my fault

Oh man! I am SOOO glad today is finally over. I thought Ty was going to explode from being so excited about starting school tomorrow. We had to go buy last minute school supplies that the teacher told me he would need while at the Open House last night and I had to threaten to leave his Spiderman backpack at Walmart. Then we had to go to a different store, because Walmart was all sold out of watercolors and erasers. There he was alright, until we got to the register. Then he started demanding gum, and kept throwing it on the counter. It took all my willpower to calmly make my transaction and keep my patience with him. After we left there, I had to stop by the grocery on my way home to pick up some poptarts, cereal, and milk for breakfast and he started crying because I actually had the NERVE to get the off-brand cereal! Gasp! He's going to be damaged for life now. When he grows up and becomes a serial killer, they'll say it's all my fault for buying that horrible generic cereal for him when he was a child. Ah well... I could be the perfect parent, and still get blamed for whatever goes wrong in his life, so I might as well save a few bucks while I'm traumatizing him.